The Cotton-Picking, Plane-Flying, Boat-Sailing, Mountain-Climbing, Trial-Lawyering, Case-Judging, City-Mayoring, Tree-Hugging Adventures of Phil Hardberger

By Steve A. Peirce

Phil Hardberger pulls into Phil Hardberger Park in his Jaguar and parks in a non-space. I suggest that maybe the park could use more parking, but Phil scoffs, since parking spaces require cutting down trees, which is pretty much against Phil’s religion. We are picked up in a golf cart to go on a tour. Phil plays us music from Terry Allen’s Lubbock (On Everything) album—songs he understands. 

Along the trail, he gives the hikers a smile and a wave. We don’t get far before he’s stopped by people who want to tell him how much they love the park. No one calls him Mr. Mayor, just “Phil,” and he likes it fine that way. One couple tells him jokes. Another person shows him a bag of dog poop someone didn’t put in the can. We run into a personal trainer who recognizes Phil, whereupon Phil recognizes the trainer and informs him, to his great surprise, that his picture is in the park’s coffee table book. Selfies ensue. Classify these as good times.

Post-Script. Many thanks to Phil Hardberger, his assistant Cecille Martinez; Cindy Jorgensen and Denise Gross of the Phil Hardberger Park Conservancy; and Linda Hardberger, who should be considered the Patron Saint of Adventure-Tolerance. Recommended Terry Allen tracks: High Plains Jamboree, The Great Joe Bob, and Amarillo Highway.

Steve A. Peirce practices business bankruptcy law in the San Antonio office of Norton Rose Fulbright. He can be reached at steve.peirce@nortonrosefulbright.com and at (210) 270-7179.

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